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You know you are in the millennium when.1millenium

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You Know You're Addicted to Ebay When

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100 Cool Things About Being A Guy

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 11 people on a rope.

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 A fairy Tale.

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101 Easy Ways to say NO

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An Australian Ghost Story.

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$100

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 100 years

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365 days of sex

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 An Army Major.

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3 bees

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 Buffalo Theory.

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 A $5,000 Loan

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 A man lost both ears in an accident

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No wonder men are happier

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Men Tell The Truth.

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A blind man walks into a restaurant

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In training.

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Are ya havin' a Bad Day

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Mom, may I take the dog.

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A Canadian Pension

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Marketing Explained.

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A blonde from Florida

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Playing catch.

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A father and his son were walking

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Shuddering.

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Month overdue

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Sex in the dark.

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Young cowboy and a cowgirl

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The mouse.

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Red Ring Around Clinton's Collar

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Sandbox Games.

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Deaths in Iraq

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Ralph.

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Blondie's Pink Curtains

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Intelligence riddle.

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A lovely Story

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Grandma on a cruise.

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Fancy dress

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Group therapy.

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The ugly man

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Philosophy.

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Math homework

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Things Learned From Children

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Life

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The Lion Tamer.

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100 Men

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She was Blonde.

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Life begins

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Perks of being over 40.

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A fly

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An old lady and live with my kids.

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A woman gets on a city bus

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King Arthur.

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A woman recently lost her husband

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Story about summer vacation.

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Airline agent

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Jack and Jill.

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Baking Making

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Hide and Seek.

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Airline mechanics

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Goldfish.

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As an airplane is about to crash

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Funeral.

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An American tourist

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Baked beans

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Ass kissing

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Rob a bank

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Beach Girl

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Baseball

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Bee sting

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Being real

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Beer

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Bells

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Blinding headaches

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Black box

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A blonde female police

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Blondes Strike Back

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Fred

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Gambling Blonde

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Everything has a gender

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Wife

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Viagra

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Thunderstorm

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The year 1906

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Pet Rules

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The trade name

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3 doors

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Hot nipples

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Men and Women

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Health Issues

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Medical Insurance

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Frozen Turkey roll

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We went to the movie

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When things go wrong

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Welcome to the closet

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When you die and go to Heaven

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Well I really like drinking

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Where is my rooster

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What I have learned about Porn

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Who me...NO

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What religion is your Bra

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Who said women were complicated

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What size condoms

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Who is your daddy

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What is a penguin

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Why are you not wearing knickers

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When I was six months

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Why I fired my secretary

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A woman with a very short skirt

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Wives Duties

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Words women use

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

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About Farts

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After a night of drinking

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An American businessman

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Anger Management

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Blonde Kidnapper

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For stealing a ham

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Drinking

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Hook imbedded in the wall

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How things have changed

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Humourscope

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Ice cream parlor

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Is this the way it is

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Kids today

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Lips reduced

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Love is

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Marbles

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Need a domain name

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New drink

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Number One Idiot of 2006

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One for the money

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People who vote

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Quickie Animal Jokes

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Remembering things

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Rules For Relationships

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Science Test

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Sign hanging over the bar

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The Blonde Texas Rancher

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The talking Monkey

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The trouble with emails

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The twelve days of fast food

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The ugliest man

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The ventriloquist

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The worst premonition

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Therapist

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These are quotes from actual court transcripts

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They were used to sharing everything

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Men and Women Part 2

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Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk

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Things that Hallmark cards do not say

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Things you do not want to hear during surgery

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Think before you lie

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This could be funny if it wasn't so believable

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Thought for the day

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Three software giants

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Tight leather skirt

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Tiles are cheaper

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Toilet paper

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Tongue twister

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Tony Blair

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Top twenty reasons why chocolate is better

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Trainee doc

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Travel directions

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Trivia for Adults

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Truck driver

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True meaning

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Two brothers enlisting in the Army

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Two ovaries

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Types of women

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Unanswered Questions

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Unbelievable twist

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Understanding blondes

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Up

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Upgrading to Wife 1.0

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Upset wife

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Urgent virus warning

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Urinals were made of gold

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USPO

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Vasectomy

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Work Naked

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You are getting old

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Two Aliens

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Parked Cop

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Paddy and Pigs

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Torture

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3 Wishes

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6 months to live

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6ft asshole

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 Commandments

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10 inch BIC

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16 reasons

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17 mules

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Insanity

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25th anniversary

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47 year old

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50 dollars

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Gay Signs

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Perimeter

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50th Anniversary

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Old Woman

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Old Man

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Gallons of Sperm

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911

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1234

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Blonde Pilot

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Rich Man

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Little Old Lady

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Naive Couple

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Polish Couple

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Student

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British Sailor

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Adult Quiz

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Advert

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Marriage

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Shoes

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Amazon

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Physical

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Beer

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BlockBuster

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Super Sex

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Bored Husband

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Borrow

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Boy Scout

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Bump

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Waitress

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Chicken Feed

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Science Exam

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Creation

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Police

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Skiing

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Sleeping

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Excuses

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Fidel

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Geography

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Ghost

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Parrot

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Three soldiers

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Halloween Party

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Harry

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Homeless woman

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How many kinds

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Hypnosis

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Nursery Rhymes

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Important meeting

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Jane

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Italian firefighters

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Jack

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Jump

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Cussing

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Little Jill

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Men are like

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Nagging wife

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Noah

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Old Morris

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Posh theater

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Frustration

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Period

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Fancied himself

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Pickup Lines

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Get my foot out

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Politically Correct

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Powder your nose

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Fired

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Relatives

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Revelation

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Psychiatrist

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Personal ads

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Unbuttoned

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Snappy Answers

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Mammogram

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Spot

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Supermarket

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The 7 dwarfs

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Baptist church

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Chain letter

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Guys Rules

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The Pond

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Silent Treatment

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 Commandments

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 Better with age

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Seeing-eye dog

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Six old ladies

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Sportbikers

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Stalled vehicle

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Who am I

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Who does what

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Never Question

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The River

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Lineman

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Women Drivers

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Women

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Womans Revenge

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To say at Work

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Words

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Just in

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Not a Monk

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3 Blondes

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Year in Review

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Tiger Woods

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Tongue Twister

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Buy a New Car

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12 Priests

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22 mph

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Twin Sisters

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2 Gardeners

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2 Lawyers

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Voting

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Wisdom

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Wool Socks

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Xmas Stamps

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BMW Riders

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Hailstorm

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Harry

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Homeless Woman

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Kinds of Boobies

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Hypnosis

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Your Sign

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Meeting

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Jane

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Italian Firefighters

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Jack went Skiing

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Your Mouse

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15 days ago

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Learning to Cuss

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Little Jill

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For Women Only

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Getting Older

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Gold Wing Riders

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Gorilla

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Hallucinating

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Harley Riders

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Hell Explained

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How this word came to be

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How to be Annoying

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Political Correctness

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Psychiatrist

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I can Stow you Away

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Senior Personal Adverts

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Ice Cream Parlor

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Unbuttoned Blouse

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Revelation

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Snappy Answers

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Sends me Money

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Spot

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Surround Sound

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7 Dwarfs

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Baptist Church

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Chain Letter

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Photographer

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The Pond

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Got a Problem

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Out of Gas

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Better with Age

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Vaseline

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What is for Dinner

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Parents

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The Children

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Who am I

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Who Does What

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Never Question a Drunk

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Wife from Hell

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Full of Idiots

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Irritate

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Words

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Monk

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Conked Out

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Jackass

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Jesus

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Jet Fuel

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Application

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John & Joe

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John Fluff

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Bridge Jump

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Just a Mom

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Just Fred

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Watch this Drink

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Kidnapped

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